I’ve posted a couple of times before about how much I like the Advertiser-Gleam, from Guntersville/Marshall County, Alabama. That’s the paper that doesn’t run *any* news if it doesn’t have something to do with somebody from their area. No AP reports. And it was just a couple of months ago that they put a story about the woman who’s trying for the Guinness World Record with her rubber-band ball “above the fold” on the front page.
Anyway, I was looking through the paper last week when I saw this ad for a really old department store in Guntersville (that has a good sense of humor, I guess)… See the top right corner?
“You just think she wants jewelry!”
Nah, what she really wants is a $5 cast iron skillet!?!